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Pirate Wires election guide and Elizabeth Holmes return
California's election guide picks Steve Hilton over Xavier Becerra, with Elizabeth Holmes documentary making $15m.
In brief
California's election guide picks Steve Hilton over Xavier Becerra, with Elizabeth Holmes documentary making $15m. Pirate Wires recommends Steve Hilton for governor, criticizes Xavier Becerra for migrant issues, and highlights Elizabeth Holmes documentary's $15m opening. Originally reported by California Post.
Life, liberty and the pursuit of not being insane
Pirate Wires published an SF/CA ballot guide for the not mentally insane, recommending Steve Hilton for governor.
“Yes, he’ll probably lose, but he actually cares about california’s prosperity”
The DUMMY who misplaced migrant children
Xavier Becerra, the DUMMY who misplaced thousands of migrant children, sometimes allegedly in trafficking situations.
“the DUMMY who misplaced (?) thousands of migrant children, sometimes allegedly in trafficking situations (oopsie!)”
Algebra I back in eighth grade
Pirate Wires recommends Phil Kim, who wants Algebra I back in eighth grade, unlike opponent Brandee.
“Phil Kim, who wants Algebra I back in eighth grade”
Gary McCoy and supervised drug-use sites
Pirate Wires advises against voting for District 8’s Gary McCoy, who supports supervised drug-use sites.
“Don’t vote for District 8’s Gary McCoy, who supports supervised drug-use sites”
Prop 40 wealth tax
Pirate Wires says say NO to Prop 40, the wealth tax endorsed by Ro Khanna.
“say NO to Prop. 40, the wealth tax endorsed by devil-spawn Ro Khanna”
Trump admin warns about noncitizen ballots
The Trump administration sent letters to California warning about noncitizen ballots received.
“Hey dumbasses, you sent ballots to noncitizens”
Elizabeth Holmes documentary
Elizabeth Holmes documentary 'You Can See Everything' generated $15 million in sales.
“This weekend, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary 'You Can See Everything,' directed by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, generated $15 million in sales”
What to remember
Pirate Wires recommends Steve Hilton for governor, criticizes Xavier Becerra for migrant issues, and highlights Elizabeth Holmes documentary's $15m opening.
