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Bert Kreischer compares perfect burger to great sex
Comedian Bert Kreischer says simple burgers are like great sex: no fancy ingredients needed.
In brief
Comedian Bert Kreischer says simple burgers are like great sex: no fancy ingredients needed. Comedian Bert Kreischer says the perfect burger is simple, like great sex, requiring no fancy ingredients. Originally reported by Fox News.
Bert Kreischer compares burger to great sex
Comedian Bert Kreischer says a good burger is like great sex and doesn't need fancy ingredients.
“A good burger is like great sex. It doesn't need to be fancy”
Kreischer prefers simple burger ingredients
He likes buttery toasted brioche buns, american cheese, and traditional fixings over exotic toppings.
“I've got to be in a mood to have a raspberry jam and goat cheese on a burger”
Kreischer's burger eating habit
He went through a smash burger phase eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
“I got so good at making smash burgers that I went through a smash burger phase where I was having them for breakfast, lunch and dinner”
Guy Fieri's cruise ship burger bar
Kreischer calls Guy Fieri's cruise ship burger bar the best burger he's ever had.
“The best thing guy fieri has ever done in his life is the f, guy fieri burger bar on the cruise ships”
Kreischer hosts Burger Bash event
He will host the Burger Bash at New York City Wine & Food Festival this Thursday.
“Kreischer will host this year's burger bash event at the new york city wine & food festival”
What to remember
Comedian Bert Kreischer says the perfect burger is simple, like great sex, requiring no fancy ingredients.
