Road Trip Snacks Ranked Best To Worst

Jalopnik ranks road trip snacks from worst to best with gummy worms as baseline.

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Road Trip Snacks Ranked Best To Worst

Jalopnik ranks road trip snacks from worst to best with gummy worms as baseline.

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Jalopnik ranks road trip snacks from worst to best with gummy worms as baseline. Brad Brownell ranks road trip snacks with pizza as worst and jerky as best. Originally reported by Jalopnik.

Road Trip Snacks

Brad Brownell ranks snacks for long road trips based on ease of handling and nutrition.

Worst Snack: Pizza

Worst Snack: Pizza

Pizza is a meal, not a snack, and causes messes when eating on the road.

“Pizza isn't a snack. It's a meal, duh!”

Worst Snack: Fruit

Worst Snack: Fruit

Berries and grapes drop and stain seats while eating on the road.

Worst Snack: Yogurt

Worst Snack: Yogurt

Yogurt in tubes or cups causes messes and stains vintage cars.

“Imagine dropping some into the thick pile carpet of your vintage Rolls-Royce”

Worst Snack: Peanuts

Worst Snack: Peanuts

Peanuts require shelling and cracking, taking both hands while driving.

“You want to deal with cracking and shelling peanuts, a task that typically requires both hands”

Worst Snack: Chips

Worst Snack: Chips

Chips are greasy and cause flavor dust to spread in cars.

“Chips are common, but they're so greasy and flavor dust gets everywhere”

Best Snack: Jerky

Best Snack: Jerky

Jerky is the undisputed champion of road trip snacks, including plant-based options.

“Jerky is the undisputed champion of road trip snacks”

The key point

Brad Brownell ranks road trip snacks with pizza as worst and jerky as best.

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