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Taylor Swift Interrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL Monologue
Taylor Swift disrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue with breakup advice.
In brief
Taylor Swift disrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue with breakup advice. Taylor Swift interrupted Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue by sharing breakup advice about dating musicians who don't wear shoes and are terrible in bed. Originally reported by TheWrap.
Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue
Dakota Johnson opened her SNL monologue with jokes about her failed 2024 superhero movie Madame Web and her two public breakups with musicians.
“I went through two very public, very lame breakups with two very awesome musicians. Looking for a third”
Johnson's breakup advice
Johnson joked that some musicians don't wear shoes and are terrible in bed, but all are in her DMs.
“Some of them don’t wear shoes. Some of them are terrible in bed. But all of them are in my DMs”
Taylor Swift's interruption
Taylor Swift interrupted Johnson's monologue by calling herself her 'literal therapist' and sharing her dating advice.
“I’m not your therapist, actually. You just show up once a week at my house with an empty bottle of wine and ask if I want some”
Swift's response
Swift explained that Johnson overshares and he gives her pedialyte before sending her home.
“You plop on my couch and overshare, and every so often I just say, 'Damn, that’s crazy,' and then I give you a pedialyte and my security drives you home”
Johnson's public service claim
Johnson defended her dating choices as a public service to save Americans money on Zoloft.
“I think actually I’m doing a public service by dating them because, ladies, I am saving you a lot of money on Zoloft”
Swift's music video
Swift debuted the 'Patient Zero' music video for her 2025 album The Life of a Showgirl, starring Johnson.
“Johnson starred in the 'Patient Zero' music video as the current partner of a toxic man (Colin Farrell) who used to be with Swift’s ghostly character”
At a glance
Taylor Swift interrupted Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue by sharing breakup advice about dating musicians who don't wear shoes and are terrible in bed.
