From Vanity Fair · Hillary Busis · · 50s
White House Survey Satire
Trump’s fake employee satisfaction survey mocks White House staff.
In brief
Trump’s fake employee satisfaction survey mocks White House staff. The White House released a satirical employee satisfaction survey for staff, highlighting absurd presidential priorities. Originally reported by Vanity Fair.
Survey Launch
The White House released a satirical employee satisfaction survey for staff to rate President Trump’s performance and priorities.
Survey Questions
Staff were asked to rate Trump’s performance as 'tremendous,' 'phenomenal,' or 'outstanding,' and choose from absurd options like 'reverse racism' or 'aliens.'
Absurd Choices
The survey included options such as 'starting, then ending, then starting wars' and 'gilding additional White House surfaces' as policy priorities.
Staff Concerns
Staff listed concerns like 'communism,' 'reverse racism,' 'birthright citizenship,' and 'low T' as top threats to America in 2027.
Next Steps
The survey’s conclusion suggests staff would pursue roles like Attorney General or Secretary of Homeland Security if openings arose.
What it means
The White House released a satirical employee satisfaction survey for staff, highlighting absurd presidential priorities.
