# 25 Funniest Calvin & Hobbes Comic Strips, Ranked > Calvin & Hobbes comic strips ranked by humor, from mischief to philosophical chaos. - Title: 25 Funniest Calvin & Hobbes Comic Strips, Ranked · CBR - Summary: Calvin & Hobbes comic strips ranked by humor, from mischief to philosophical chaos. calvin, hobbes, bill watterson · reported by CBR. - Keywords: calvin, hobbes, bill watterson, comics, comic strips, funny, ranking, humor, childhood, imagination, philosophy, mischief - Source: CBR — https://cbr.com/funniest-calvin-hobbes-comic-strips - Author: Annie Banks - Published: 2026-10-10T03:30:11+00:00 - Read time: 2 min - Topics: calvin, hobbes, bill watterson, comics, comic strips, funny, ranking, humor, childhood, imagination, philosophy, mischief ## Calvin & Hobbes: Beloved Comic Strips Calvin & Hobbes is one of the most beloved comic strips ever, known for its emotional depth and humor. > Calvin & Hobbes is one of the most beloved comic strips ever ## Virtue Costs Too Much For Calvin Calvin learns that good deeds require effort, but he prefers hitting Suzie with a snowball instead. > Virtue needs some cheaper thrills ## Calvin Is a God Of Wrath Calvin imagines himself as a god destroying humanity, while his parents watch him build toys. > He's creating whole worlds ## Who's Turn Is It To Play Doctor? Calvin tries to perform a lobotomy on Susie using a saw, leading to chaos. > Susie needs a lobotomy ## Calvin's Mom Lets Him Smoke a Cigarette Calvin's mom lets him smoke, but he quickly realizes the health risks. > Trusting parents can be hazardous to your health ## Calvin Panics In Swim Class Calvin imagines drowning and the lifeguard's 'Dead Man's Float' causes panic. > Dead man's float ## Summer Days Are Just Packed For Calvin & Hobbes Calvin's summer days are 'just packed' with fun, oblivious to his age. > My days are just packed ## Calvin & Hobbes Create a Staircase Waterfall Calvin creates a bathtub waterfall that floods the house, causing chaos. > Don't knock my smock, or i'll clean your clock ## Planes, Trains, and Earthquakes Figure In Calvin's Imagination Calvin imagines disasters that are absurdly unlikely to happen together. > A fifty-car-long freight train being derailed at maximum speeds by a lone penny ## Calvin's Mom Finds Him Hammering Nails Calvin hammers nails into a table, ignoring his mother's concerns. > Why would you do such a thing ## Calvin Uses Dad's Glasses for Imitation Calvin imitates his dad with glasses, leading to his mom laughing uncontrollably. > Ok the voice was a little funny, but that's still one darn sarcastic kid we're raising ## Calvin Sells a Swift Kick in the Butt Calvin sells a 'swift kick in the butt' product, but he needs it himself. > A swift kick in the butt ## Calvin's Snowmen Predict Dinner Calvin's snowmen indicate eggplant casserole for dinner, but his mom is unaware. > Eggplant casserole is for dinner ## Hobbes Demands a Smock for Calvin Calvin makes a smock from his dad's shirt, leading to future trouble. > Don't knock my smock, or i'll clean your clock ## Calvin Shows Spite Against Bugs Calvin has a dislike for bugs, contrasting with his love for fall. > It's understandable to be perturbed by being near or aware of an insect ## Calvin's Dad Jokes About Blue Light Special Calvin's dad jokes that he's a blue light special from K-Mart. > No you were a blue light special at k-mart ## Key takeaway Calvin & Hobbes comic strips ranked by humor, from mischief to philosophical chaos.