# A 31ft shark on a gallows splits Brighton > A fibreglass great white strung up over a Brighton crazy golf course has locals fighting about planning law, dead fish and civic taste. - Title: A 31ft shark on a gallows splits Brighton · Dailymail - Summary: A fibreglass great white strung up over a Brighton crazy golf course has locals fighting about planning law, dead fish and civic taste. The objection was… - Keywords: brighton, planning, seafront, conservation, local politics, news, entertainment, 31ft, shark, gallows, splits, Dailymail - Source: Dailymail — https://dailymail.com/news/article-16124223/Row-giant-fake-shark-erected-crazy-golf-course-planning-permission.html?ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490&ns_mchannel=rss - Published: 2026-09-11T16:57:32+00:00 - Read time: 3 min - Topics: brighton, planning, seafront, conservation, local politics, news, entertainment ## A shark on a gallows A 31ft fibreglass shark hangs from a mock gallows at a Brighton mini golf course. It went up without planning permission, and now the council has to decide if it stays. ## Brighton seafront, last August Jumble Rumble Adventure Golf installed the beast on the lower seafront in August and it quickly became a landmark for anyone walking the promenade. ## Permission came after The firm applied for retrospective planning permission only last month, a year on from putting the shark up. That sequence is what handed objectors their opening. ## One objection, filed On 29 August a resident lodged a formal complaint with the council. Their argument was not about height, traffic or noise. It was about how the shark is portrayed. ## Offensive to sharks The objector wrote that stringing up a marine animal like an executed criminal was very offensive, and asked the council to refuse it on that basis. > I would like to submit an objection to the Large Shark being held up on a gallows. ## Ugly and unjust The complaint calls the structure ugly, then goes further: it shows a creature slaughtered for no reason, which is not a small thing to hang over a beach. > It's very offensive to have a marine animal being depicted as a criminal having been slaughtered for no reason. ## Sharks keep seas healthy The objection frames sharks as a vital part of marine life that needs protecting if Britain wants healthy seas again, tying a golf prop to ocean recovery. > Sharks are a vital form of marine life and should be protected if we are to regain healthy seas. ## The rewilding argument Sussex waters have their own recovery story, with species returning in numbers. Against that, a hanged shark reads as the wrong picture at the wrong moment. > There is the most amazing story of our sea rewilding and returning huge amounts of different species. ## It's a children's play area The sharpest line in the complaint is about audience. Mini golf is where kids go, and the objector says a symbol of slaughter does not belong in one. > A symbol of slaughter and destruction in a children's play area such as mini golf. ## What we teach kids The objection ends on education: children should learn to protect seas and wild places, not to treat a top predator as something to hunt and display. > We need to educate our kids to protect and fight to preserve our wildernesses and seas. ## Think of the vegetarians Social media picked it up and widened the complaint. One post argued the display was not very nice for the many vegetarians living in the city. ## Vile, not a good look Another critic went blunter, calling the shark revolting and grisly and saying that celebrating a creature tortured on a rack reflects badly on Brighton. > The shark is a revolting, grisly thing; celebrating the torture of a creature on a rack is vile. ## Bigger fish to fry Plenty of residents defended it. They called the whole thing a fuss over nothing and said the city has more pressing problems than a plastic fish. > There's bigger fish to fry in Brighton. ## A Green Party city Context matters here. Brighton is a Green stronghold with a loud environmental politics, which is why an ornamental dead shark lands differently than it would elsewhere. ## Yes, you can see it A heritage assessment published with the application confirms the shark is clearly visible from the beach, Madeira Drive and Madeira Terrace. Visibility was never in dispute. ## Heritage says it fits The same assessment concluded the seafront has long been used for fairground and mini golf style fun, so the shark sits within that established character. ## No harm to the conservation area Officially, the works do not detract from the East Cliff Conservation Area or the setting of nearby heritage assets. On paper, the planning case is clean. > Without detracting from the significance of the East Cliff Conservation Area. ## Biodiversity checks passed The plans also cleared biodiversity requirements, because the shark sits inside an existing site and creates no substantial environmental impact. ## Ethics versus policy That is the real split. The technical reports say approve. The objections say the thing is morally wrong, and planning law has almost no language for that. ## The council decides later Brighton and Hove City Council will rule on the application at a future date. Jumble Rumble Adventure Golf has not commented on the row. ## Key takeaway The objection was never really about planning permission. It was about what a hanged shark teaches kids on a seafront trying to rewild its sea.