# Bert Kreischer compares perfect burger to great sex

> Comedian Bert Kreischer says simple burgers are like great sex: no fancy ingredients needed.
- Title: Bert Kreischer compares perfect burger to great sex · Fox News
- Summary: Comedian Bert Kreischer says simple burgers are like great sex: no fancy ingredients needed. Comedian Bert Kreischer says the perfect burger is simple, like…
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- Source: Fox News — https://foxnews.com/food-drink/comedian-bert-kreischer-compares-perfect-burger-great-sex-doesnt-need-fancy
- Author: Peter Burke
- Published: 2026-10-15T00:00:00+00:00
- Read time: 1 min
- Topics: bert kreischer, burger, seattle, nfl, something's burning, burger bash, new york city wine food festival, news, politics
## Bert Kreischer compares burger to great sex
Comedian Bert Kreischer says a good burger is like great sex and doesn't need fancy ingredients.

> A good burger is like great sex. It doesn't need to be fancy
## Kreischer prefers simple burger ingredients
He likes buttery toasted brioche buns, american cheese, and traditional fixings over exotic toppings.

> I've got to be in a mood to have a raspberry jam and goat cheese on a burger
## Kreischer's burger eating habit
He went through a smash burger phase eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

> I got so good at making smash burgers that I went through a smash burger phase where I was having them for breakfast, lunch and dinner
## Guy Fieri's cruise ship burger bar
Kreischer calls Guy Fieri's cruise ship burger bar the best burger he's ever had.

> The best thing guy fieri has ever done in his life is the f, guy fieri burger bar on the cruise ships
## Kreischer hosts Burger Bash event
He will host the Burger Bash at New York City Wine & Food Festival this Thursday.

> Kreischer will host this year's burger bash event at the new york city wine & food festival
## Key takeaway

Comedian Bert Kreischer says the perfect burger is simple, like great sex, requiring no fancy ingredients.