# Pirate Wires election guide and Elizabeth Holmes return

> California's election guide picks Steve Hilton over Xavier Becerra, with Elizabeth Holmes documentary making $15m.
- Title: Pirate Wires election guide and Elizabeth Holmes return
- Summary: California's election guide picks Steve Hilton over Xavier Becerra, with Elizabeth Holmes documentary making $15m. Pirate Wires recommends Steve Hilton for…
- Keywords: piper wires, steve hilton, xavier becerra, elizabeth holmes, documentary, election, california, news, entertainment, Pirate, Wires, guide
- Source: California Post — https://nypost.com/2026/10/21/opinion/the-pirate-wires-election-guide-and-elizabeth-holmes-return
- Published: 2026-10-22T00:46:27+00:00
- Read time: 1 min
- Topics: piper wires, steve hilton, xavier becerra, elizabeth holmes, documentary, election, california, news, entertainment
## Life, liberty and the pursuit of not being insane
Pirate Wires published an SF/CA ballot guide for the not mentally insane, recommending Steve Hilton for governor.

> Yes, he’ll probably lose, but he actually cares about california’s prosperity
## The DUMMY who misplaced migrant children
Xavier Becerra, the DUMMY who misplaced thousands of migrant children, sometimes allegedly in trafficking situations.

> the DUMMY who misplaced (?) thousands of migrant children, sometimes allegedly in trafficking situations (oopsie!)
## Algebra I back in eighth grade
Pirate Wires recommends Phil Kim, who wants Algebra I back in eighth grade, unlike opponent Brandee.

> Phil Kim, who wants Algebra I back in eighth grade
## Gary McCoy and supervised drug-use sites
Pirate Wires advises against voting for District 8’s Gary McCoy, who supports supervised drug-use sites.

> Don’t vote for District 8’s Gary McCoy, who supports supervised drug-use sites
## Prop 40 wealth tax
Pirate Wires says say NO to Prop 40, the wealth tax endorsed by Ro Khanna.

> say NO to Prop. 40, the wealth tax endorsed by devil-spawn Ro Khanna
## Trump admin warns about noncitizen ballots
The Trump administration sent letters to California warning about noncitizen ballots received.

> Hey dumbasses, you sent ballots to noncitizens
## Elizabeth Holmes documentary
Elizabeth Holmes documentary 'You Can See Everything' generated $15 million in sales.

> This weekend, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary 'You Can See Everything,' directed by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, generated $15 million in sales
## Key takeaway

Pirate Wires recommends Steve Hilton for governor, criticizes Xavier Becerra for migrant issues, and highlights Elizabeth Holmes documentary's $15m opening.