# Taylor Swift Interrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL Monologue

> Taylor Swift disrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue with breakup advice.
- Title: Taylor Swift Interrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL Monologue
- Summary: Taylor Swift disrupts Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue with breakup advice. Taylor Swift interrupted Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue by sharing breakup advice…
- Keywords: taylor swift, dakota johnson, snl, patient zero, the life of a showgirl, madame web, verity, coldplay, tucker pillsbury, mtv video music awards, 2026, encore deluxe tracks
- Source: TheWrap — https://thewrap.com/creative-content/tv-shows/snl-dakota-johnson-monologue-taylor-swift
- Author: Alex Welch
- Published: 2026-10-04T04:07:17+00:00
- Read time: 1 min
- Topics: taylor swift, dakota johnson, snl, patient zero, the life of a showgirl, madame web, verity, coldplay, tucker pillsbury, mtv video music awards, 2026, encore deluxe tracks
## Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue
Dakota Johnson opened her SNL monologue with jokes about her failed 2024 superhero movie Madame Web and her two public breakups with musicians.

> I went through two very public, very lame breakups with two very awesome musicians. Looking for a third
## Johnson's breakup advice
Johnson joked that some musicians don't wear shoes and are terrible in bed, but all are in her DMs.

> Some of them don’t wear shoes. Some of them are terrible in bed. But all of them are in my DMs
## Taylor Swift's interruption
Taylor Swift interrupted Johnson's monologue by calling herself her 'literal therapist' and sharing her dating advice.

> I’m not your therapist, actually. You just show up once a week at my house with an empty bottle of wine and ask if I want some
## Swift's response
Swift explained that Johnson overshares and he gives her pedialyte before sending her home.

> You plop on my couch and overshare, and every so often I just say, 'Damn, that’s crazy,' and then I give you a pedialyte and my security drives you home
## Johnson's public service claim
Johnson defended her dating choices as a public service to save Americans money on Zoloft.

> I think actually I’m doing a public service by dating them because, ladies, I am saving you a lot of money on Zoloft
## Swift's music video
Swift debuted the 'Patient Zero' music video for her 2025 album The Life of a Showgirl, starring Johnson.

> Johnson starred in the 'Patient Zero' music video as the current partner of a toxic man (Colin Farrell) who used to be with Swift’s ghostly character
## Key takeaway

Taylor Swift interrupted Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue by sharing breakup advice about dating musicians who don't wear shoes and are terrible in bed.