# White House Survey Satire

> Trump’s fake employee satisfaction survey mocks White House staff.
- Title: White House Survey Satire · Vanity Fair | Shortify
- Summary: Trump’s fake employee satisfaction survey mocks White House staff. The White House released a satirical employee satisfaction survey for staff, highlighting…
- Keywords: white house, employee satisfaction survey, trump, satire, president, survey, White, House, Vanity Fair
- Source: Vanity Fair — https://vanityfair.com/story/white-house-employee-satisfaction-survey-satire
- Author: Hillary Busis
- Published: 2026-09-30T19:03:22.959+00:00
- Read time: 1 min
- Topics: white house, employee satisfaction survey, trump, satire, president, survey
## Survey Launch
The White House released a satirical employee satisfaction survey for staff to rate President Trump’s performance and priorities.
## Survey Questions
Staff were asked to rate Trump’s performance as 'tremendous,' 'phenomenal,' or 'outstanding,' and choose from absurd options like 'reverse racism' or 'aliens.'
## Absurd Choices
The survey included options such as 'starting, then ending, then starting wars' and 'gilding additional White House surfaces' as policy priorities.
## Staff Concerns
Staff listed concerns like 'communism,' 'reverse racism,' 'birthright citizenship,' and 'low T' as top threats to America in 2027.
## Next Steps
The survey’s conclusion suggests staff would pursue roles like Attorney General or Secretary of Homeland Security if openings arose.
## Key takeaway

The White House released a satirical employee satisfaction survey for staff, highlighting absurd presidential priorities.