From Slate Magazine · A.J. Daulerio · · 40s
Son's Bathroom Hobby
Mother worries about son's secret bathroom habits.
In brief
Mother worries about son's secret bathroom habits. Mother discovers son uses expensive lotions for masturbation and seeks advice on handling the situation. Originally reported by Slate Magazine.
Mother's concern
Mother worries son spends too much time in bathroom using expensive lotions.
Son's behavior
Son denies using lotions, stays in bathroom all day without showering or toilet use.
Expert advice
A.J. recommends buying cheap lotion, old towels, and allowing privacy for masturbation.
Lotion recommendations
A.J. lists three lotions: Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion, Cetaphil, and Dr. Tuggs Gentleman’s Lotion.
Next steps
Mother should leave bathroom door closed and take walk or garden if son is in bathroom.
In short
Mother discovers son uses expensive lotions for masturbation and seeks advice on handling the situation.
